What is the worse way you can propose marriage to your partner?
This is an interesting question as I’ve never imagine myself proposing to my partner for marriage before. Not that I am not ‘open’ up with that suggestion / idea but ….nah….I’ve never imagine myself doing it. Perhaps asking ‘when you are planning to get married’ in one of my many conversations, well yeah I will do that. It is call planning, not proposing though. And I think many Asian guys have yet to get the hang of being proposed in this matter as I find when the guys are ready, they will proposed and if they are not, proposing to them might just scares the shit out of them, thus the next thing that you know, you might just have his shoe left in front of you.
This post is to answer to the POST, and I am trying to win myself a pair of tickets to “THE PROPOSAL”. I’ve always love Sandra Bullock.
Now, what is the worse way I can propose marriage to my partner? I would love to share 5 ways! Yes, I am very creative or you can say I am just very greedy! Lolx. 1) Proposing to him in front of his family!
Wow! Think about that guys….how would you feel when your girlfriend proposed to you in front of your family? Scary huh? TOTALLY embarrassing moment!!! But then, I cannot imagine if my partner decided to say no in front of his family though.
2) In a sporting event
Proposing to my partner in front of his buddies in some futsal, soccer, badminton or tennis event during their break. Imagine all of them sweating towering over me while I kneel down on my knees and proposing to my partner. Ewwww!! Smelly!!! And, what if he says no?? I will have all of the rest laughing their ass off in front of me with their sweat flying all over my face! Double Eww!!!!
3) In a funeral
Imagine proposing to him in one of ‘whoever’ funeral. CHOY!!!! We Chinese very ‘pantang’ (totally superstitious) on saying or doing something wrong during this event. I cannot imagine what will be his reaction if I propose during this timing. He surely will remember for the rest of his life till deaths do us apart.
4) During crisis!!!
Hmmm…I am thinking let say if the car broke down somewhere isolated in some highway and then I went down to my knees and proposed to him while he frantically trying to call for tow truck or for help. I might get a good ass kick from him with a definite NO!
5) Hiding engagement ring in food
Well, let say being sweet and all I try to cook him (ok that would be a disaster) his favourite dish, or made a reservation in one of his highly favourite restaurant, and then hide the ring inside the food. Now, being guy you think you guys will wait and eat politely or gluttony? Imagine being a glutton eater and the next thing you know, the ring ends up in………………and then you wear it for the rest of your life.
Well, how about that? DO you have any other worst way to propose?
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